Television Theme Song[]
The Spenser: For Hire theme song was recorded for the television show by the legendary jazz artist Grover Washington Jr. The opening credits with the song can be found on YouTube (below).
Official Bullets and Beer Theme Song[]
Let me once again thank Thom Brannan, contributor to this site and member of the rock band Joker Saints. While I was clinging to the dinky little free web space my ISP allowed he let me store many megabytes on his commercial site.
When Thom saw that I had taken the Fibs song as an unofficial theme he took the idea as a challenge and decided to record a song specifically for this site. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, the Official Bullets and Beer theme song, "Bullets." You can listen to it here on SoundClick.

- BULLETS
- By The Joker Saints
- yeah
- I've been up and
- I've been down and
- it makes no difference to me
- I'm the pilot
- I'm the captain
- yeah, of my destiny
- this institution of
- my resolution
- leaves no room for fear
- can't keep me locked up
- because I'm stocked up
- yeah, on bullets and beer
- I want my bullets and beer
- oh, bullets and beer
- I've got my friends
- and I've got the sand
- to tell you just what I think
- and it don't bother me
- I just let it be
- I'm not needing a shrink
- so please don't lecture on
- you've got my picture wrong
- but there's nothing to fear
- I know it's sappy
- but to keep me happy
- keep me in bullets and beer
- I want my bullets and beer
- oh, bullets and beer